tyleroakley:

i feel like this is important

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

So I have been told I’m anaemic. Explains my years of yellowness and really bad grades

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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(Source: loganlerms)

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